Category: Church Humor

Two little goldfish, Who lived in a bowl, They thought that their home Was the universe whole. “Do you believe in God?”, One fish asked the other, For neither was taught By father or mother. Then answered the son, Or was it the daughter? “Of course there’s a God, He changes our water.” Perspective, is […]

The priest had been razzing The Rabbi once again, Who believes eating pork Is a most awful sin. On their trip to the woods To look at the fall leaves He’d taunted the Rabbi About what he believes. I brought ham sandwiches They’re back there in my car. Just taste one and you’ll see How […]

His hands were always grimy And his house a filthy mess. If he ever took a bath, It was anybody’s guess. He didn’t like to go there, So Pete, a long time member, Was put off until the last And now it was December. In all his years of preaching, The one vow that he […]

When I read about this couple, It becomes quite clear to me… Which one wore the plants In that first family.

It was two in the morning when they kicked in our door. A body’s not safe in his home anymore. They sure didn’t knock or ring our doorbell. Just what had we done? They weren’t going to tell. They put us in cuffs and took us down town, Me in my ‘jammas, my wife in […]