New Convert

A sign in front of a Catholic church,
Two long time Jewish friends had seen,
“FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS TO CONVERT.”
They wondered just what it could mean.

One said, “I think I’ll go inside,
I see no way that it could hurt.
There certainly is no chance in Hell
That they could cause me to convert!”

His friend told him, “I’ll wait outside.”
He waited for an hour or more.
Then with a look of pure rapture,
His friend came back out through the door.

“How did it go?” He asked his friend.
“It was pure joy, and peace, and love.”
“But did you get five grand?” He asked.
“Is money all you people think of?”

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