Category: Church Humor

They were on the lake ice-fishing When the church bells began to ring. They could hear the organ music And the people begin to sing. Hank was the first one to mention How very bad his conscience hurt. But they both kept right on fishing… “Well my conscience is clear,” said Bert. “You have no […]

He was a missionary, He had been one all his life. How to convince this heathen, He should only have one wife. They said he couldn’t do it, The tribe was too ferocious. Just what they would do to him Would really be atrocious. But it was the work of God So it shouldn’t cause […]

There is something I want proved. I have a mountain I want moved. A little faith is all I need. Now, how big is A mustard seed? (Matthew 17:20)

God made women crafty But one thing we know about Eve. When she gave Adam the apple She had nothing up her sleeve.

The old priest had come to visit, He was invited for the night. He had heard about Housekeeper And she was sure a lovely sight. The young priest felt the old priest’s doubt, And said to him, “Let’s make things clear. Our relationship’s professional; There is no hanky-panky here.” Then he showed Old Priest a […]