Category: Church Humor

His only son became a Christian Which was a terrible thing to do… Especially since old Joseph Was such a very devout Jew. So Joseph went to see his friend, A very strict Hasidic Jew. “It is funny you should ask…” he said, “My son became a Christian too.” “Let’s both go to see the […]

The young priest said to the bishop, “Attendance had become kind of poor. I faithfully held confession But no one came any more.” “They all say they are too busy, They don’t seem to have any time. I just tried to make it go faster, Is that such a terrible crime?” The bishop said to […]

I wanted to be a circuit preacher when I finished Bible school. I never would get rich but I’d be Gods pliant tool. Building a reputation, practice preaching on weekends; I’d taught in lots of churches and I’d made a lot of friends. One little country church, I had liked especially. I preached there several […]

When I got up this morning, I didn’t have time to pray. I had way too much to do Just to finish in one day. I had no time for breakfast, Just some coffee on the run. And no time for thanks to God For the things that he had done. Now when in such […]

Well Preacher, I stood up When you asked who loved sin. I am hard of hearing, I thought that you said gin. Let me tell you Brother, I was sure no winner. As everyone here knows I was quite a sinner. Demon Rum was my best friend, I lived to drink and fight. Before I […]