Category: Church Humor

She had survived a heart attack And she was really feeling low. She prayed to God, “Don’t let me die, I’ve lots to do before I go.” God said He had heard her prayer And that He understood her fears. She had been a faithful worker So God promised her twelve more years. Twelve promised […]

The preacher told him, “I work for God. Ticket me and you’ll go to Hell.” But the policeman asked the preacher, “Isn’t that alcohol I smell?” The preacher said, “It’s just water.” The policeman said, “It smells like gin.” “Son, you’ve witnessed a mircacle!It looks like He’s done it again!”

The Devil went to church one day To have a little Devil fun. He threatened all the people there Just to see how fast they’d run. The church cleared out in record time Except for Pete who didn’t budge. “One in fifty,” the Devil thought, But even one soul he’d begrudge. He asked Pete why […]

Her son had been making a fuss And she was carrying him out. The preacher, known to be quite loud, Had just begun to yell and shout. He stopped and called to the woman, Seeing her countenance was grim. “He’s not bothering me, Sister.” She said, “No, you’re bothering him!”

Their boat was beginning to sink And it was time for them to pray. But neither one of them knew how; Neither one knew just what to say. One of them lived next to a church, He said that he had heard them pray. He said he would give it a try And maybe they […]