She had survived a heart attack
And she was really feeling low.
She prayed to God, “Don’t let me die,
I’ve lots to do before I go.”

God said He had heard her prayer
And that He understood her fears.
She had been a faithful worker
So God promised her twelve more years.

Twelve promised years, she’d change her life!
Lippo suction and tummy tuck,
Nose job and a breast enhancement,
Then she got flattened by a truck.

When she met God, she was perplexed.
The things God promised her weren’t true.
She asked why God hadn’t kept His word.
God said, “I didn’t recognize you!”


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