Category: Church Humor

The twins were known As the terrible two, There wasn’t a thing They wouldn’t do. The tricks they played On Halloween, Would some day make The movie screen. Their mother grew Tired of their pranks. She asked for help >From Father Franks. Father said, “Sure, It’s worth my time, To save them from A life […]

The preacher asked, “Who’s ready to go to heaven? Please show by upraised hand.” Only Hank’s hands remained at his side. “All those ready to go to Heaven, please stand.” The preacher looked out over his flock. In the entire congregation only Hank sat quietly in his seat While row by row all of the […]

If I meet God, And I will, if he pleases. What do I tell Him, In the event that he sneezes?

Three pastors on a camping trip Far from their world of daily stress. Each had a secret sin he thought Would do his soul good to confess. The first one said, “my sin is lust For my church organist named Jill. I go to bed each night with dreams I can’t deny give me a […]

He had come to this large church, To test his pastor skills. He was sure of his ability And sure of his preaching skills. The deacon board, they warned him, Was really tough to please. Now this first confrontation Had sent him to his knees. This problem had arisen With which he could not cope, […]