He asked her for her driver’s license. The pretty blonde was quite mad. “Yesterday you took away The only license that I had!”
Category: Blonde Humor
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Driver’s License
July 3rd, 2007 — Blonde Humor, Quickies
What are Words?
June 1st, 2001 — Blonde Humor
Prof divided his English class Into the foolish and the nerds. He was known to go ballistic For one’s improper use of words. “Your language indicates”, he said, “If you are smart or you’re a fool. Two words I will not tolerate, One is ‘gross’ and the other ‘cool.’” A student, sitting in the back, […]
Blonde and Pretty
September 1st, 1998 — Blonde Humor
She knew that she would get the job Because she was blonde and pretty. The other girl was dull and drab, The type she was quick to pity. The questions on their stupid test, A formality to read them. They tested skills she didn’t have; Pretty blondes just never need them. The other girl was […]