Category: Blonde Humor

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Driver’s License

He asked her for her driver’s license. The pretty blonde was quite mad. “Yesterday you took away The only license that I had!”

What are Words?

Prof divided his English class Into the foolish and the nerds. He was known to go ballistic For one’s improper use of words. “Your language indicates”, he said, “If you are smart or you’re a fool. Two words I will not tolerate, One is ‘gross’ and the other ‘cool.’” A student, sitting in the back, […]

Blonde and Pretty

She knew that she would get the job Because she was blonde and pretty. The other girl was dull and drab, The type she was quick to pity. The questions on their stupid test, A formality to read them. They tested skills she didn’t have; Pretty blondes just never need them. The other girl was […]