I know you think it’s silly, And silly it may be, But when I take a bath, My ducky’s there with me. Now I’m a little worried, I always called it, “he” But I’ve begun to wonder… What if my duck’s a she?
Category: Poems for Children
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Rubber Ducky
August 23rd, 2014 — Poems for Children, Quickies
Monster Count
July 29th, 2014 — Poems for Children, Quickies
“There is not one single monster In your room,” my grandpa said, “Not one single monster alive!” And he marched me off to bed. Grandpa’s always right, you know He said, “Not one monster alive.” There’s not one monster in my room. There are four monsters, maybe five!
Skydiving Advice
July 23rd, 2014 — General Humor, Poems for Children, Quickies
“You don’t need a parachute to skydive.” That was my good friend’s advice. “Why wear a cumbersome parachute? Unless you plan on jumping twice.”
Crocodile Tears
July 12th, 2014 — Poems for Children, Quickies
Does a crocodile, When he eats someone Always shed a tear? I think I know How to find out But I’ll need a volunteer.
Likely Story
June 25th, 2014 — Poems for Children, Quickies
Last night our cat had kittens It was such an awesome sight. I saw her as she had them Mother let me hold the light. Daddy told me as I watched I was born the same as that. I know that he was kidding. I’d never fit inside a cat!

