My friend said that I’m way too fat, He told me about a diet; He said that it was sure to work And he said that I should try it. He said to sit out in the sun In the warmest part of the day And he would guarantee that it Would melt my frozen […]
Category: Poems for Children
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Sun Diet
May 5th, 2024 — Poems for Children
My Grandma Lives At The Airport
April 25th, 2024 — Poems for Children, Quickies
My grandma lives at the airport, We go and get her now and then, But when we’ve kept her long enough We have to take her back again.
Dog and Cat Fight*
April 19th, 2024 — Poems for Children
Now Tommy’s dog And Sally’s cat Decided they Would have a spat. As cat and dog, Each of them knew, That fighting’s what They had to do. Two days and nights They fought and spat. The dog on top And then the cat. If not for chores They’d still be there. Just teeth and claws […]
Why Aren’t There Monsters in the Zoo? And Monsters, Too?
April 16th, 2024 — Poems for Children
Why aren’t there dragons in the zoo? I’ve read stories I know are true. I asked the man cleaning a stall, He said the knights had slain them all. Why aren’t there monsters in the zoo? I know where there are at least two. They’d like the zoo, I know, instead Of living underneath my […]
Lesson Learned
April 11th, 2024 — Poems for Children, Quickies
I learned a lesson Very well; I picked a cat up By its tail!

