Category: Poetry

There was an old lady Who lived in a shoe. It wouldn’t have been bad, Had it only been new. If it was like mine, She probably said “Phew!”

I guess that it was all my fault Because I turned a somersault. The boys began to sing and dance That they had seen my underpants. I hate they saw my under pants But I thought after they’d all gone. It could have been a whole lot worse. What if I hadn’t had them on?

On my first day of class I knew she’d be my girl. Those dimples and her smile And that bouncy little curl. The other boys just melted And turned to mushy goo But I was sophisticated, I knew just what to do. On the kindergarten playground I’d let her know I’d picked her. She smiled […]

I got a puppy for Christmas. And I’m as happy as can be. But it seems like my puppy thinks That for a present she got me? Mommy calls my puppy Piddles. But Daddy calls my puppy Spot, And it’s not because of color It’s what my puppy does a lot. I also got a […]

Mom said, “Stop that fighting, Brothers should never fight!” Dad said, “Listen to her, ‘Cause moms are always right.” I said, “We aren’t fighting, Can’t you see he’s grinning? Besides, it’s not fighting, As long as I am winning!”