Our pretty hen turkey named Sam Fell in love with our neighbor’s old ram Their offspring suspicious Were really delicious For Thanksgiving we had turkeylamb.
Category: Limericks
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Turkeylamb
October 15th, 2006 — Limericks, Quickies
Fiancée
September 20th, 2006 — Limericks, Quickies
My family is really a mess, I’ll be the first one to confess. The fiancée I had Got married to Dad And now she’s my mom, more or less!
Nine Lives
August 19th, 2006 — Limericks, Quickies
A cat has nine lives, so they say, Though some can lose all in a day. When one gets too curious And makes a dog furious All nine is the price he may pay.
Diet
July 25th, 2006 — Limericks, Poems for Grownups, Quickies
My wife has a favorite diet, She insisted that I try it. To eat only beans Did loosen my jeans But her diet sure isn’t quiet!
