Category: Church Humor

He was the first to request prayer, When the altar call was made; He said, “I may lose my hearing!” And from the way that Leroy spoke, Pastor could see he was afraid. He asked Leroy to come up front, All of the congregation too. “We’re going to pray for your hearing, All you have [...]

A telephone lineman working On a telephone line one day, Heard a preacher and a Muslim Arguing the best place to pray. The Muslim said, “On a prayer mat, With your forehead on the floor.” The preacher said, “Alone with God, Behind your private prayer room door.” The lineman, who could take no more, Said, [...]

They were missed at the White Birch Baptist Church She said her daughters had nothing to wear. The church ladies bought them all new dresses And got them appointments to fix their hair. When the family missed church the next Sunday, Pastor told them, “We missed you at White Birch”. The mother said, “The girls [...]

He had come to this large church, To test his pastor skills. He was sure of his ability And sure of his preaching skills. The deacon board, they warned him, Was really tough to please. Now this first confrontation Had sent him to his knees. This problem had arisen With which he could not cope, [...]

A Rabbi, Priest, and  Minister Were discussing Salvation’s plan. They wondered why Salvation Had been offered solely to man. Each friend had his own idea Of just how to gain salvation But all three of them had agreed It should be for all  creation. They decided they’d be the first To teach salvation to a [...]