Entries from June 2026 ↓

When I went to see my uncle The one who owns a turkey farm; I had a little accident That amputated my left arm. Then on a trip to Africa I tried to steal an ostrich egg I could tell she wasn’t happy Because she kicked off my left leg. So I went back to […]

My childhood friend Was good and kind, A better friend No one could find. We never fought Or disagreed, He catered to My ever need He took my side When I’d been bad And played with me When I was sad. For such a friend I often grieve, So what if he Was make-believe.

Howard the bookworm Loves to eat books. Under your bed Is the first place he looks. It’s hard to turn pages When one is so small. If your books are left tidy He can’t eat them at all. He climbs open pages And eats his way down. He will eat every word Be it adverb […]

Mom said we were having a chicken for supper. I couldn’t believe what I heard. There’s no way I’m going to eat supper With a stupid smelly bird!

The captain said, “Sergeant, your men all stink. You have to make them change their underwear.” The sergeant thought the captain kind of weird Or maybe too long in the desert air. But the captain’s word was the word of God So he told his men what they had to do. “Everybody take your underwear […]