Entries from August 2024 ↓

I really have a lot of friends If friends are all the kids you know. I like Fred and Steve and Alice And then of course there’s always Joe. I’ll always like Fred and Alice And I’ll always like Joe and Steve. But most of all it’s Joe I like I guess it’s ’cause he’s […]

An old politician named Glynn Who thought telling truth a sin. Told lies abundantly Some lies redundantly But still got elected again!

My mom has some real weird rules Of things she thinks I shouldn’t do. Like putting sand in Sister’s bed Or a green lizard in her shoe. Or what about what she told me Not to pull the old cat’s tail And not to make paper airplanes Out of Daddy’s important mail? And she said […]

Judy made her usual threat When Momma brought out the liver. “I’d rather eat a big fat worm!” And her lip began to quiver. “I guess you mean a worm like this?” Said Daddy, holding up a worm. It was ugly, gross and slimy Judy watched it wiggle and squirm. Her momma said, “That’s not […]

Bob decided to retire To spend more time with his wife, To bring a little joy into Her otherwise mundane life. He first noticed her housekeeping, How its quality had declined. To guide her through this trying time, A husband must be firm but kind. He suggested she take a job, To get finances back […]