Entries from August 2024 ↓

I dreamed I took a bubble bath With Lilly Mae and Sue. But we’re all mad at Billy Bob ‘Cause he was in there too!

A preacher told me, “Go to Heck!” I told him, “That is so much bosh. Just why would I believe in Heck? I don’t even believe in Gosh!”

I lose a lot of sleep About commandments I can’t keep. I try to do the best I can. I’m glad he only gave us ten!

(For my granddaughter Aili Noel) She swung, and swung, and swung so high Until her silly swing broke loose. She went so high up in the sky She met a migrating goose. The goose was on his way down south And she was going that way too. So on, and on, and on down south […]

She told me that to ride a horse Was her favorite thing to do, So wonder why she got so mad I really do wish that I knew. I let her have the bestest horse And that was just for starters. She could have ridden all of them ‘Cause I had lots of quarters.