A birdie knocks on Daddy’s window Every single day. Daddy always goes outside To shoosh the bird away. He even put a plastic owl Outside upon the deck. Daddy said that he would like To wring the birdie’s neck. I think the neck’s a silly place For a bird to wear a ring. ‘Cause it […]
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Bird Ring
March 2nd, 2024 — Life with Children
Immediate Departure
March 1st, 2024 — Church Humor
The preacher asked, “Who’s ready to go to heaven? Please show by upraised hand.” Only Hank’s hands remained at his side. “All those ready to go to Heaven, please stand.” The preacher looked out over his flock. In the entire congregation only Hank sat quietly in his seat While row by row all of the […]
