Consider the grasshopper; She not here to please. She eats all our flowers And the leaves from our trees. In story she’s lazy She won’t gather or store. She eats for today, Thinking there’s always more. Her main benefit, I think there’s no doubt, Is food for the birds And as bait to catch trout. […]
Entries from October 2023 ↓
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Consider the Grasshopper
October 9th, 2023 — Consider...
Stupid Kite
October 8th, 2023 — Poems for Children
I would not fly my kite Because it might get lost. One whole month’s allowance Is what my new kite cost. Bubba said to fly it. “Don’t be a stupid clown. ‘Cause whatever goes up, Always has to come down.†So I flew it today, Up so high you can’t see. Stuck up there forever […]
Arachnophobia
October 7th, 2023 — Mangled Nursery Rhymes
Little Miss Willow Sat on a pillow And there she was going to stay. But a spider beside ’er Convinced our Miss Willow That she should go elsewhere to play. By R. Wayne Edwards
Consider the Lion
October 5th, 2023 — Consider...
The black maned lion, The king of beasts, The ruler of Each jungle feast. His kingly job Is eat and sleep And not much more To earn his keep. He lies around All day and roars And lets the lioness Do the chores.
Tom, Tom, the Piper’s Son
October 4th, 2023 — Mangled Nursery Rhymes
Tom, Tom, the piper’s son Stole a pig but he didn’t run. He said no one could make him pay, Since he belonged to the P.E.T.A. That’s why he said he turned it loose. It went next door and killed a goose And they threw its owner in the calaboose.

