Entries from October 2023 ↓

A poodle went into the woods. Just why he went there, I don’t know, Because for a little poodle That is a stupid place to go. As he was strolling down a path, And feeling very much alone, He came upon a skeleton That had a very tasty bone. As he was chewing on the […]

A wizard came to visit us He told me that his name was Mark He says he came here on the bus He is a very selfish guest. If irritation is his plan, I think that he must be the best. He likes to write things on my wall And leave toys out to give […]

I’d rather play tag with an old toothless hag Than to kiss the freckle-faced boy. I would rather eat slop with pickles on top Than to sit by stupid Leroy. The girls all like Bob who I think is a snob With his nose stuck up in the air, And if it is true, what […]

I saw my mother Disappear. Now she’s been gone Almost a year. We had all tried To make her stop, When she went in With broom and mop. So we all know What caused her doom. She’s lost somewhere In sister’s room.

I have a pet that I can’t pet, At least I have not done it yet. I’ve never hugged or held my pet, I never took him to a vet. I never pat him on the head Or let him get up on my bed. No one can pet this pet of mine, Because my […]