Entries from October 2023 ↓

I sent my dog to dog school Because he wouldn’t obey. I wanted them to teach him How dogs are supposed to play. They said that he’s doing well, That he’s top dog in his class. He hasn’t learned to obey But he gets straight A’s in Sass. He came home last night and said […]

Mother has a reading chair, That we all gather around, When she reads a book to us We try not to make a sound. Sometimes when she is real tired, Mother tries to hurry through. She thinks that we won’t notice If she skips a page or two. We know all of the stories, We […]

When little Sally takes a bath She scatters water every place. She washes every part of her But always seems to miss her face. She bathes with lots of soap and suds And plays for hours in the tub. She washes ears and toes and hair But never gives her face a scrub. When Sally […]

I never saw a purple monster But last night I saw a green one. You don’t know just how scared I was If you have never seen one. He had green skin and wild green hair And he was creeping towards my bed! It was his blood red scary eyes That clearly said he’d not […]

Every year I get a present From my Great Aunt Bessie Lee. I know that she has picked it out Especially just for me. Each year I open up the gift And claim I’m happy as can be, ‘Cause I know Great Aunt Bessie Lee Has picked a gift out just for me. Each year […]