Entries from August 2023 ↓

Consider the octopus With all his weird features. He must be the strangest Of all of God’s creatures. He changes his color, It would seem on a whim, And he changes his shape When it tends to please him. But the oddest of things, If one just stops to think, With nothing to write with, […]

As I was dropping peanuts Along the path one day, I noticed that an elephant Had turned to come my way. He came into my yard And followed me inside; That’s when I found that elephants Are kind of hard to hide. Momma hit the ceiling, I thought that she would croak, But Dad just […]

Jack Sprat was very fat, His wife was very lean. They both dressed up in pumpkin shells On every Halloween.

My teacher asked me; “Goodness sakes, Bessie, Just look at your arm, Why is it so messy?” It makes you wonder, When they have to sneeze, How teachers wipe off The mess that it leaves. It was quite a sneeze, The worst of the day. Kids that were close by Complained of the spray. Where […]

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