Entries from June 2023 ↓

My sister gives me her old clothes. She always gives them to me free. And I wonder why she does it, I guess it’s because she loves me. It must be a major bother, Having to go to the clothes store, ‘Cause when she gives her clothes to me, She always has to buy some […]

A monster burst In through my door. He let out an Ungodly roar. I cringed beneath My quilt and sheet And hoped he wouldn’t Eat my feet. He threw my toys Out on the floor And piled them up Against the door. Then he slithered Toward my bed And pulled the covers Off my head. […]

“Someone’s going to get a spanking,” Is what my Daddy said As he looked at my report card, While he tucked me into bed. “Just look at that old ‘D’, It’s such an ugly letter. Someone’s going to get a spanking If someone doesn’t make it better.” Tomorrow I’ll have to tell my teacher, “Don’t […]

There was an old lady Who lived in a shoe. It wouldn’t have been bad, Had it only been new. If it was like mine, She probably said “Phew!”

I guess that it was all my fault Because I turned a somersault. The boys began to sing and dance That they had seen my underpants. I hate they saw my under pants But I thought after they’d all gone. It could have been a whole lot worse. What if I hadn’t had them on?