Entries from June 2023 ↓

I guess that it was all my fault Because I turned a somersault. The boys began to sing and dance That they had seen my underpants. I hate they saw my under pants But I thought after they’d all gone. It could have been a whole lot worse. What if I hadn’t had them on?

On my first day of class I knew she’d be my girl. Those dimples and her smile And that bouncy little curl. The other boys just melted And turned to mushy goo But I was sophisticated, I knew just what to do. On the kindergarten playground I’d let her know I’d picked her. She smiled […]

I got a puppy for Christmas. And I’m as happy as can be. But it seems like my puppy thinks That for a present she got me? Mommy calls my puppy Piddles. But Daddy calls my puppy Spot, And it’s not because of color It’s what my puppy does a lot. I also got a […]

Mom said, “Stop that fighting, Brothers should never fight!” Dad said, “Listen to her, ‘Cause moms are always right.” I said, “We aren’t fighting, Can’t you see he’s grinning? Besides, it’s not fighting, As long as I am winning!”

While walking through the jungle, Just to pass the time away, He came upon a lion Which can surely ruin one’s day. Was the beast going to eat him? He was frozen there with fright. The lion sure looked hungry, Like he had an appetite. The lion looked him over, Then he bowed down on […]