Entries from June 2023 ↓

Mom says I have a Mr. Messup That follows me everywhere. She says that I could stop him But she doesn’t think I care. Then she told me yesterday She almost caught my messup elf. She said no way one boy could make So much a mess all by him self. Last night when Mommy […]

Last night before supper, Mom said It was time I learned how to cook. I screamed and I threw quite a fit When she gave me her recipe book. I thought I would make cooking fun And the thought brought a great big grin. I would cook a meal so awful That they’d never ask […]

My sister gives me her old clothes. She always gives them to me free. And I wonder why she does it, I guess it’s because she loves me. It must be a major bother, Having to go to the clothes store, ‘Cause when she gives her clothes to me, She always has to buy some […]

A monster burst In through my door. He let out an Ungodly roar. I cringed beneath My quilt and sheet And hoped he wouldn’t Eat my feet. He threw my toys Out on the floor And piled them up Against the door. Then he slithered Toward my bed And pulled the covers Off my head. […]

There was an old lady Who lived in a shoe. It wouldn’t have been bad, Had it only been new. If it was like mine, She probably said “Phew!”