Entries from January 2023 ↓

For a pet I had a snowman, I thought that he was very nice. But my friends all laughed and teased me, They said, “He’s only made of ice.” He had two lumps of coal for eyes And a carrot for a nose. His belly was a little big Because he couldn’t see his toes. […]

My big front tooth is very loose And I am feeling kind of blue. I lost the one right next to it And now I’ll soon be missing two! The one who thinks it’s so funny Is my big  brother, Billy Bob. He told Mom, tonight for dinner That we should have corn on the […]

Daddy said some bad guys Had robbed the bank today. He said that they took lots of money And then they ran away. “It’s hard to keep the robbers out,” Is what my daddy said. Why don’t they all just do like me And hide their bank under their bed?

My mother thinks I’m silly For playing with my food. She says to see me do it Puts her in a terrible mood. Some kids I know have puppies, One has talking parrots. But I’d rather spend my time With tomatoes, corn and carrots. My mother thinks I’m silly But I don’t care at all. […]

The giraffe walks around all day, His head up in a cloud. He never says a word, Well, at least not one out loud. From way up there on high, He can see all of the sights. You have to pity a giraffe Who’s deathly scared of heights. He has two little knobby horns; Though […]