Entries from August 2007 ↓

She answered the doctor’s question
With her little girl’s dimpled charm.
“Is this the first bone you ever broke?”
“No, I broke my sister’s arm!”

Matt got his wife a cell phone,
His lovely blonde-haired wife.
She’d never seen a thing like it
In her whole Hillbilly life.
While shopping at the Wal-Mart store,
She got her first phone call from Matt,
“I sure like my cell phone, Honey,
But how’d you know where I’m at?”

He called his landlord on the phone
“The roof leaks over my table,
You need to come here and fix it
Just as soon as you are able.”
“Just how do you know there’s a leak?”
The tightwad landlord was quick to ask,
He was not at all looking forward
To such an expensive task.
“While I was eating dinner last night
I began [...]

A tiny voice said in her ear,
As she started to leave the store;
“Stop right there where you are
Don’t take even one step more!”
A pile of bricks came crashing down
And landed where she would have been;
A wheelbarrow and some other things,
Were followed by some rusty tin.
Then, as she ran to catch a cab;
“Don’t take that cab,” [...]