Entries from August 2007 ↓

She answered the doctor’s question With her little girl’s dimpled charm. “Is this the first bone you ever broke?” “No, I broke my sister’s arm!”

He called his landlord on the phone “The roof leaks over my table, You need to come here and fix it Just as soon as you are able.” “Just how do you know there’s a leak?” The tightwad landlord was quick to ask, He was not at all looking forward To such an expensive task. […]

A tiny voice said in her ear, As she started to leave the store; “Stop right there where you are”, it said And don’t take even one step more!” A pile of bricks came crashing down And landed where she would have been; A wheelbarrow and some other things, Were followed by some rusty tin. […]