Entries from July 2007 ↓

Oh little bee
There on my nose,
You want to sting,
I do suppose.
It’s your flower
I mst agree…
Didn’t see you
Oh little bee.
I just wanted
One tiny sniff
And not to cause
This little tiff.
You stand there in
That wicked crouch…
You won’t sting me,
OUCH, OUCH, OUCH, OUCH!

The old man sitting next to me
Was searching for his ticket.
He said he’d looked in all the places
Where he would usually stick it.
I told him, “Tell me where you’re going
And I will gladly pay your fare.
He said, “That’s why I need my ticket,
It’s how I’ll know when I get there.”

I live in my own little world
Where I have nothing to fear.
I’m safe in my own little world,
Because nobody knows me here.

The tall overconfident man
Asked the beautiful young lady,
“How do you handle the strange men,
Whose attentions seem a bit shady?”
“When I don’t want a man’s attention
I always make it very clear.
When he asks me for my address,
I tell him, “I’m just visiting here.”
He laughed and told the young lady,
“That’s very wise of you, my dear,
But just [...]

Teacher, Teacher
Don’t call on me.
I’m not ready
Can’t you see?
Teacher, Teacher
Please don’t look.
I’m hiding here
Behind my book.
Teacher, Teacher
Call on Fred,
He’s all the answers
In his head.
Teacher, Teacher
Call on Fay,
She can make up
Things to say.
Teacher, Teacher
That one glance,
Just caused me
To wet my pants!