The tall overconfident man Asked the beautiful young lady, “How do you handle the strange men, Whose attentions seem a bit shady?” “When I don’t want a man’s attention I always make it very clear. When he asks me for my address, I tell him, “I’m just visiting here.” He laughed and told the young […]
Entries from July 2007 ↓
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I’m Just Visiting Here
July 24th, 2007 — Poems for Grownups
In the Beginning
July 17th, 2007 — Quickies
The new patient lay on his couch Superiority on his face, Sent to him for therapy By the judge who heard his case. The psychiatrist said, “Let’s start At the beginning, since your birth.” The man said, “In the beginning I created Heaven and Earth.”
Driver’s License
July 3rd, 2007 — Blonde Humor, Quickies
He asked her for her driver’s license. The pretty blonde was quite mad. “Yesterday you took away The only license that I had!”

