Entries from April 2007 ↓

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Not My Dog

My neighbor woke me up at four. He didn’t want to start a fight. My dog was keeping him awake. He said that it had barked all night. I thanked him and hung up the phone And lay there as my neighbor slept. Revenge for such a thoughtless deed, Is always sweeter when it’s kept. […]


When you look at the damage That the caterpillar did, To your beautiful plants, don’t cry. He’ll pay for the damage in a week or so With a beautiful butterfly.