Entries from July 2006 ↓

Wouldn’t it be Preposterous To chase a big Rhinoceros? I know that it Might sound like fun, But first ask John ‘Cause he caught one!

My wife has a favorite diet, She insisted that I try it. To eat only beans Did loosen my jeans But her diet sure isn’t quiet!

When little Sally takes a bath She scatters water every place. She washes every part of her But always seems to miss her face. She bathes with lots of soap and suds And plays for hours in the tub. She washes ears and toes and hair But never gives her face a scrub. When Sally [...]

My brother says a monster Lives underneath our table, And no one else can see it ‘Cause only he is able. My brother says he’s nice And he never tries to hurt, But he thinks that to be safe He should feed him my dessert.

I never saw a purple monster But last night I saw a green one. You don’t know just how scared I was If you have never seen one. He had green skin and wild green hair And he was creeping towards my bed! It was his blood red scary eyes That clearly said he’d not [...]