“What caused your wreck?” the doctor asked While he was setting another bone. “Peanuts,” the bus driver told him, In a dejected kind of tone. “Peanuts?” the doctor asked the man, “Just how did peanuts cause your wreck? I guess you know how close you came To dying with a broken neck?” “They kept feeding […]
Entries from December 2004 ↓
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Bus Wreck
December 21st, 2004 — General Humor
Doctors on Strike
December 1st, 2004 — Hospital Humor
All the doctors carried signs But no one seemed to heed them, Except for the pharmacists. Seems no one else could read them.
Disguise
December 1st, 2004 — Church Humor
She had survived a heart attack And she was really feeling low. She prayed to God, “Don’t let me die, I’ve lots to do before I go.” God said He had heard her prayer And that He understood her fears. She had been a faithful worker So God promised her twelve more years. Twelve promised […]
