Their boat was beginning to sink And it was time for them to pray. But neither one of them knew how; Neither one knew just what to say. One of them lived next to a church, He said that he had heard them pray. He said he would give it a try And maybe they […]
Entries from May 2004 ↓
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Bingo Prayer
May 1st, 2004 — Church Humor
Dump Dress
May 1st, 2004 — Married Life
Yesterday my wife told me, Often during times of stress When she is down in the dumps, She will buy herself a dress. I looked at her and told her, “Well it’s not as if I care, But the dress that you have on Must be one that you got there!”
Child Care
May 1st, 2004 — Life with Children
I was eating at a restaurant With my only sister and her kid. Now I had always disliked children And most everybody knew I did. But I was being nice to Junior, Just mostly for my family’s sake. That is until my sis decided That she had to take a potty break. I asked, “But […]
