Their boat was beginning to sink And it was time for them to pray. But neither one of them knew how; Neither one knew just what to say. One of them lived next to a church, He said that he had heard them pray. He said he would give it a try And maybe they […]
Entries from May 2004 ↓
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Bingo Prayer
May 1st, 2004 — Church Humor
Disturbance
May 1st, 2004 — Church Humor
Her son had been making a fuss And she was carrying him out. The preacher, known to be quite loud, Had just begun to yell and shout. He stopped and called to the woman, Seeing her countenance was grim. “He’s not bothering me, Sister.” She said, “No, you’re bothering him!”
Dump Dress
May 1st, 2004 — Married Life
Yesterday my wife told me, Often during times of stress When she is down in the dumps, She will buy herself a dress. I looked at her and told her, “Well it’s not as if I care, But the dress that you have on Must be one that you got there!”
Child Care
May 1st, 2004 — Life with Children
I was eating at a restaurant With my only sister and her kid. Now I had always disliked children And most everybody knew I did. But I was being nice to Junior, Just mostly for my family’s sake. That is until my sis decided That she had to take a potty break. I asked, “But […]
