Entries from January 2004 ↓

God said, “Don’t eat fruit from that tree Or you’ll surely live to rue it.” When God caught him with the apple, Adam said, “Eve made me do it!” Is that why God gave man a wife So when his options all are gone, He’ll have someone convenient To blame his stupid mistakes on?

The doctor said, “For sure a boy” And filled my wife and me with joy. But later when he’d time to think, He said we’d best change things to pink. Then Aunt Mae said, (she’s never wrong) “The mother’s voice, a girl child’s song.” Great Grandma said, “She carries high. The spot that girls will […]