The nurse said, “Take off all your clothes And put on this hospital gown. The pictures on the wall tell how. The doctor will be right around.” The one who drew the diagrams, Displayed there on the see-through wall, Had never tried to put one on In this dumb four by five foot stall. Three […]
Entries from March 2003 ↓
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Hospital Gown
March 1st, 2003 — Hospital Humor
Trophy
March 1st, 2003 — Poems for Grownups
I got a trophy for most humble, It was awarded by my peers. I put the trophy on my desk In hopes of praise and cheers. So there wasn’t much That I could say When they came and took The thing away.

