Entries from November 2002 ↓

Once when God and Eve were on their nightly walk, The two alone, making small talk in the park. “You know”, Eve said to God, “You made me quite small, And sometimes at night I’m afraid of the dark.
All the animals have mates with which to cuddle To talk and share and to [...]

We built a boat, My friend and me So we could sail Across the sea.
We made the sides From old scrap wood That we tied up With rope, real good.
The bottom made From chicken wire, Our anchor was An old spare tire.
Well you can guess How far we got… The anchor [...]

Statistics show that short folks Hardly ever bump their heads And short people fit nicely On the shortest hotel beds.
They can swim in kiddy pools And clothes are somewhat cheaper. Their caskets are a bargain When they go to meet the reaper.
If they get caught in the rain, They’re the last ones [...]

I went flying One bright and sunny day. I went last year in March Or was it early May?
I went flying, I did loops and figure eights. I dodged tall chimneys And crashed through garden gates.
I went flying Way high up in the sky. I winked at Mister Moon As I passed [...]

Last night, when I got into bed, I missed my mommy’s nighttime hug. Daddy said she couldn’t kiss me Because she has a nasty bug.
I told Dad, a bug’s no problem, Not something to worry about. When Mom’s computer got a bug, He used her mouse and got it out.