Once when God and Eve were on their nightly walk, The two alone, making small talk in the park. “You knowâ€, Eve said to God, “You made me quite small, And sometimes at night I’m afraid of the dark. All the animals have mates with which to cuddle To talk and share and to pleasure […]
Entries from November 2002 ↓
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Eve’s Little Secret
November 1st, 2002 — Church Humor
Advantages of Being Short
November 1st, 2002 — General Humor
Statistics show that short folks Hardly ever bump their heads And short people fit nicely On the shortest hotel beds. They can swim in kiddy pools And clothes are somewhat cheaper. Their caskets are a bargain When they go to meet the reaper. If they get caught in the rain, They’re the last ones to […]
The Munchies
November 1st, 2002 — Quickies
My friend said to cook a hot dog Roast it and eat it on a bun. Well, it was certainly tasty I think I’ll catch another one.
Stupid Question
November 1st, 2002 — Quickies
I asked the man for some lumber scraps, “How long do you need them?†He asked me. “I need them for a long time.†I said, “I’m going to build a house in a tree!â€
You Just Missed It
November 1st, 2002 — Quickies
I promised to clean my house And I really did mean it. I finally cleaned it yesterday I wish you could have seen it!