Entries from November 2002 ↓

Once when God and Eve were on their nightly walk, The two alone, making small talk in the park. “You know”, Eve said to God, “You made me quite small, And sometimes at night I’m afraid of the dark. All the animals have mates with which to cuddle To talk and share and to pleasure […]

Statistics show that short folks Hardly ever bump their heads And short people fit nicely On the shortest hotel beds. They can swim in kiddy pools And clothes are somewhat cheaper. Their caskets are a bargain When they go to meet the reaper. If they get caught in the rain, They’re the last ones to […]

My friend said to cook a hot dog Roast it and eat it on a bun. Well, it was certainly tasty I think I’ll catch another one.

I promised to clean my house And I really did mean it. I finally cleaned it yesterday I wish you could have seen it!

Might not we be wrong, conceited at least, When we name somebody Miss Universe? What’s pretty on Earth might not be on Mars And on Venus she could look even worse! The beauty we see in dimples and curves, On Pluto might be thought of as ugly. The guys on Saturn, might not they prefer […]