The judge asked, “How could you acquit him? What a terrible thing to do!” The foreman answered, “Insanity.” The judge asked, “All twelve of you?”
Entries from March 2002 ↓
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Insanity
March 1st, 2002 — Quickies
Well Qualified
March 1st, 2002 — Quickies
They say that everyone should learn From other people’s mistakes, So someone has to be “other people†And I think I’ve got what it takes.
I See You
March 1st, 2002 — Hospital Humor
The hospital’s full of alphabets; The ER and the OR, just to name a few. But the ward I think most aptly named Just has to be the ICU!
Gain
March 1st, 2002 — Growing Older
Some people, with age, gain wisdom That they dispense with subtle tips. But the only thing that I’ve gained Is about ten pounds across my hips!
Bright Lights
March 1st, 2002 — Life with Children
Children brighten up a home Even when they fuss and fight. I know they brighten up my home They never once turn off a light.
