The judge asked, “How could you acquit him? What a terrible thing to do!” The foreman answered, “Insanity.” The judge asked, “All twelve of you?”
Entries from March 2002 ↓
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Insanity
March 1st, 2002 — Quickies
Well Qualified
March 1st, 2002 — Quickies
They say that everyone should learn From other people’s mistakes, So someone has to be “other people†And I think I’ve got what it takes.
Good Friend
March 1st, 2002 — Quickies
Sometimes life hands you a rose garden; Sometimes it’s the city dump. So it’s always nice to have a good friend Just to help get you over the hump.
I See You
March 1st, 2002 — Hospital Humor
The hospital’s full of alphabets; The ER and the OR, just to name a few. But the ward I think most aptly named Just has to be the ICU!
Gain
March 1st, 2002 — Growing Older
Some people, with age, gain wisdom That they dispense with subtle tips. But the only thing that I’ve gained Is about ten pounds across my hips!
