“My wife just hates football And she sure bosses me.” Said the henpecked husband, As the three watched TV. “It takes a little time,” Said the first of the three, “But she’ll soon come around If you all do like me.” “You just take the control And you switch the TV. That will show her […]
Entries from February 2002 ↓
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Seeing is Believing
February 1st, 2002 — Married Life
Run of the Mill
February 1st, 2002 — Growing Older
My grandfather likes to tell people That he is somewhat over sixty. So I asked him why, because I know That my grandfather’s only fifty. He said he likes to hear people say, “You look so young for someone sixty!†He would only be run-of-the-mill If he told people he was fifty.
A Bit of Advice
February 1st, 2002 — Quickies
A bit of advice Just occurred to me. “Never stand under A coconut tree.”
