Entries from July 1999 ↓

How do I get myself involved In situations such as this? Should I try to explain myself Or just let ignorance be bliss? All day long I talk to children ‘Cause that is what we mothers do. All the adults I meet each day Consistently seem to be few. I have Harvey, who just turned […]

My wife always takes me shopping, Although I never want to go. It’s not because I have the money, She carries all the dough. It’s not to keep her company Because our conversation lags. She likes to take me shopping, So I can carry all the bags.

I wanted to be a circuit preacher when I finished Bible school. I never would get rich but I’d be Gods pliant tool. Building a reputation, practice preaching on weekends; I’d taught in lots of churches and I’d made a lot of friends. One little country church, I had liked especially. I preached there several […]

Three old men met at a hotel, Each looking for a place to stay. Each man had only ten dollars And that is all that they could pay. Now the clerk’s mistake was honest, At least that’s what we must assume. But he charged them thirty dollars For a twenty-five dollar room. The manager, an […]