Category: Poems for Grownups

Horace has stinky feet, He’ll be first to admit. When he takes his shoes off, Everyone tends to git. Even poor old Horace Must always wear a mask. When he clips his toenails Which is an awesome task. The doctors are no help, They can’t find what is wrong. Horace is just lucky, His legs […]

Oh, our hearts are filled with joy For our master’s coming soon. It may be in the morning, Tonight or today at noon. He left us with a promise That we all are sure is true. His time and ours are different But we know that he is due. We’ll no longer need the sun […]

His wife was very beautiful, Perfection in every feature. “Why did you give me,” he asked God, “Such a very lovely creature?” God told him, “I am God, I know The kind of woman you prefer. I made your wife so beautiful So you would fall in love with her.” “I have one other question, […]

“Watch me, watch me, watch me,” My children’s favorite song. “Watch me, Mommy, watch me,” They chant it all day long. “Watch me, watch me, watch me, Watch me pick up Billy. Watch me, Mommy, watch me, Watch me acting silly.” “Watch me, Mommy, watch me, I’ll jump down from this chair. Come in here […]

Understatement just has to be One of womankind’s major quirks. She comes to tell you with a smile, How well your new car’s airbag works. You never know what to expect. She of the opposite gender Just might describe a total wreck As just a little fender bender. Or she might whisper in your ear. […]