Category: Married Life

My wife’s cooking is not the best, Most of her dishes taste like goop. I think that pigmies would pay big To dip their arrows in her soup!

Bob decided to retire To spend more time with his wife, To bring a little joy into Her otherwise mundane life. He first noticed her housekeeping, How its quality had declined. To guide her through this trying time, A husband must be firm but kind. He suggested she take a job, To get finances back […]

“I’ve learned to make rice pudding And macaroni and cheese,” She informed her new husband Whom she tried so hard to please. As he ate, he asked his bride, Still deep in marital bliss, “I really like it, Honey, But tell me, which one is this?”

They had been going together For what it seemed to her like years. That he’d never mentioned marriage, Had caused her much remorse and tears. He was ordering Chinese take out. He asked how she’d like her rice; Did she want it steamed or fried? She answered, “Thrown would sure be nice!”

She came into my office With a gang of kids in tow. Why people had so many kids Was more than I could know. She explained she had twelve kids Because she couldn’t hear. So I said I’d see her right away Because I thought that queer. She certainly had a hearing problem, She was […]