Category: Married Life

I noticed them when I walked in; they were sitting in a booth. They seemed a very loving couple, for two so long of tooth. I saw they were a happy pair, they’d talk and then they’d laugh. But when their fries and burger came, the man divided them in half. The man then calmly […]

He bragged to his drinking buddies How he always controlled his wife. How he had been the one in charge Throughout their entire married life. He said, “She came to me on hands and knees, After our argument last night. To see your wife crawling towards you Is not a very pretty sight!” “What did […]

They had an awful fire, their barn burned to the ground. She called the insurance agent and he came right around. “It’s insured for fifty thousand, as you already know. Well we don’t need the barn, so we’ll just take the dough.” “Our company won’t do that, but when you file your claim, We’ll replace […]

The rug man had done such a beautiful job, He had stretched it so smooth and so tight. She stood and admired our new bathroom floor, She just thought it a most wonderful sight. The rug salesman had come and had talked to my wife, I knew it would cost me some money. I see […]

It was their anniversary, They had been married fifty years. A union full of happiness And of course there had been some tears. Their children gave them the party. And it had been a great surprise. They could see their life in pictures, All there, spread out before their eyes. I decided I would ask […]