Category: Married Life

How much do I love you? Let me count the ways. Once I got started, I’ve been counting for days. It’s been quite a task, And if my love lingers, It’ll take me much longer ‘Cause I’ve run out of fingers.

Pat and Mike would sit and rock Cause their time was off the clock. So they talked of mundane things Like breakfast cereal and wedding rings. Pat discussed each ache and pain, While Mike talked about the rain. Their conversations got so droll The three blind mice stayed in their hole. Both were nice and […]

How do I get myself involved In situations such as this? Should I try to explain myself Or just let ignorance be bliss? All day long I talk to children ‘Cause that is what we mothers do. All the adults I meet each day Consistently seem to be few. I have Harvey, who just turned […]

My wife always takes me shopping, Although I never want to go. It’s not because I have the money, She carries all the dough. It’s not to keep her company Because our conversation lags. She likes to take me shopping, So I can carry all the bags.

My wife and I have found few things On which we disagree. For worse or better, forty years And eye to eye is how we see. Yet there is just one tiny thing, (At least to me it seems real small). It tends to make my wife see red And never fails to raise her […]