Category: Married Life

Our happiness Would be no fad We vowed we’d never Go to bed mad. Last week we had An awful row We’ve both been up For six days now.

When we get ready to go out, I ask my wife, “What should I wear?” She yells from her walk-in closet, The same thing that she always says, That she really doesn’t care. So I grab my favorite shirt, My wife describes as greenish khaki. Just then she yells back, “Not that stupid green shirt […]

“Madam, May I suggest the tongue?” The waiter said with slightest bow. “I wouldn’t eat something,” she said, “That’s been in the mouth of a cow!” The waiter watched her drink her tea Carefully avoiding the dregs. “Madam, tomorrow for breakfast I suggest that you skip the eggs!”

The young wife told her husband, As he started out the door, “Honey, you never tell me That you love me anymore!” He said, “When we got married, I am sure I told you so And if it ever changes You will be the first to know!” Teasing your wife about love, He learned is […]

She is so lovely My ex-fiancée We were to marry In April or May. She met my uncle The one that’s so rich The wedding is off Because of one glitch. Though I still love her I know that I can’t Marry my dream girl Since she’s now my aunt!