Category: Married Life

They were having a graveside service For his wife who’d passed away. He felt sorry for the preacher, Hunting for nice things to say. When the sky abruptly darkened, Thunder and lightning filled the air. He said as they ran for shelter, “Well, at least we know she got there!”

A wife should let her husband have At least one fishing trip a year. She’d really been quick to approve; My wife is such a thoughtful dear. The next Sunday morning early, I got quietly out of bed And placed a tender loving kiss On top my dear wife’s sleeping head. I grabbed my trusty […]

Poor old Tom was dying; By his bed sat his wife. He asked for one last wish Before he left this life. “Of course,” she said, “My dear, Just ask me anything. Is it something I can do, Or something I can bring?” “It’s something you can do, As soon as I am dead, I […]

Adam and Eve Had their first fight, He had stayed out, Too late at night. Adam said, “Eve, Surely you see, There’s no other Woman for me.” “I’ll not believe More of your fibs. Come over here; Let me count your ribs!”

He can name all of the quarterbacks On every team in the NFL. He can remember all of the jokes That I hate for him to tell. He can recall every argument, That we had when I was wrong. And he knows all of the words To every dumb hillbilly song. He remembers hunting season […]