Category: Married Life

He said that fishing with his boss Would be helpful for his career. He told his wife to pack his bags, His new suitcase and fishing gear. He said, “Be sure and don’t forget My silk pajamas and dress socks.” As he left she ran to catch him, “You’re forgetting your tackle box!” When he […]

The day we got married I told you so… If anything changes You’ll be first to know.

This year I’d give my dear wife Her bestest birthday ever And anything she would want Would be my sole endeavor. She thought that I was joking, ‘Cause she said with wifely grin, “If it’s anything I want, Then make me a six again.” I woke her up next morning, Just a little after dawn, […]

My wife is in a panic, She found a gray hair today. She asked if I’ll still love her When she’s gone completely gray. I told her not to worry And she shouldn’t look so sad. I’ve loved her through three colors And one more can’t be so bad.

“My wife has changed me, “said the man. “I no longer have bad habits. I go to church every Sunday When before I hunted rabbits.” “She taught me how to dress real neat. And taught me music I should like. She taught me to enjoy fine arts And made me sell my motor bike.” “Now […]