Category: Hospital Humor

When I’ve had an operation, And I am scared to laugh or cough, The thing that really makes me mad, The thing that always tees me off, Are acquaintances who visit, Or even people on the staff, Who think they are comedians And think they have to make me laugh. When I’m lying there in […]

When I’ve had an operation, And I am scared to laugh or cough, The thing that really makes me mad, The thing that always tees me off, Is acquaintances who visit Or even people on the staff Who think they are comedians And think they have to make me laugh. When I’m lying there in […]

In a Catholic hospital, The nun asked how he should be billed. When he said he had no money, He could tell that she wasn’t thrilled. She asked if he had any kin, “I have a sister you could dun, But she like you is a spinster With no money, she is a nun.” The […]

The hospital’s full of alphabets; The ER and the OR, just to name a few. But the ward I think most aptly named Just has to be the ICU!

So very much To my dismay I killed a man The other day. I took an x-ray Of his chest Though doctors say That I’m the best, That it’s my fault’s Not hard to prove. I told the man, “Don’t breathe or move.” I took the x-ray From my stall Processed and hung it On […]