Category: Hospital Humor

In a Catholic hospital, The nun asked how he should be billed. When he said he had no money, He could tell that she wasn’t thrilled. She asked if he had any kin, “I have a sister you could dun, But she like you is a spinster With no money, she is a nun.” The […]

The hospital’s full of alphabets; The ER and the OR, just to name a few. But the ward I think most aptly named Just has to be the ICU!

He built new knees, both right and left And then replaced both of my hips. “A two for one sale,” he explained, Talking between his cuts and snips. For selling me new body parts, My surgeon has become a glutton. Now every thing has been replaced Except for my belly button. Today he said, “My […]

So very much To my dismay I killed a man The other day. I took an x-ray Of his chest Though doctors say That I’m the best, That it’s my fault’s Not hard to prove. I told the man, “Don’t breathe or move.” I took the x-ray From my stall Processed and hung it On […]

Hospitals are depressing, They have that certain smell. I never like to go there, Especially when I’m well. I would also have to say, They won’t be my first pick, Of where I want to visit Even when I’m feeling sick. What I really hate the most Is not Doc’s probing hand. It’s not my […]