Category: Growing Older

I am tooling down Highway Fifty Enjoying my time all alone. I hate that stupid ringing, It’s my wife on the dern car phone. The way that these nuts are driving She knows it’s dumb to converse. While I was turning the thing on, I just missed hitting a hearse. She thinks that just ’cause […]

The doctor sadly shook his head As he examined poor old Ben. “How long do I have?” Ben asked. The doctor frowned and answered, “Ten.” “Ten weeks, ten months, ten what?” Ben asked. “Is it something that you can fix?” The doctor just kept on counting; “Nine,” then “eight,” then “seven,” then “six…”

MY REFLECTION I looked into a mirror And I saw my mother there All the wrinkles by my eyes And the way I comb my hair. I thought “Dear God it Heaven, Have I really become her? In the way I treat my kids, And the lifestyle I prefer?” I told my oldest sister, “We […]

Just where could her husband be? He was bad to keep her waiting. It was hot inside the car; This was very aggravating! He was always in a hurry So who’s the slowpoke now? If she made him wait this long, He would have a holy cow. He wouldn’t use a cell phone, No way […]

He had been criticizing his wife About the excess weight she carried, But quickly said, “Without your glasses, You still look like the girl I married.” So she took her glasses off and said, “You know, what you say is really true Because when I take my glasses off You look like the boy I […]