Category: General Humor

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My Fiancée

She was the center of my life, My lovely fiancée. I thought that nothing she could do Would ever cause my love to sway. Until her letter came just now, And hit me like a bomb: “Dear John, Your dad and I got married. Love, Mom”

Love

Love is a powerful emotion, A beautiful thing to behold. It tames the old savage within us And will make the most timid man bold. While the love of a boy for his dog Gives name to the teenagerâ’s feeling. Puppy love, as it’s called by grown-ups, Will send young emotions to reeling. Shakespeare recorded […]

Puzzle

You could see he was proud, There was no need to ask ‘Cause in only two weeks He’d completed the task. The puzzle was finished With much praise from his peers. They had all read the box It said, “Two to four years.”

Best Friend

You are my friend Through thick and thin. Express my love? I can’t begin… But where you go I go there too. For right or wrong I will stay true. When you are sad And feeling blue, I’ll cheer you up, Be there for you. You are my friend, I tell my Dad. If you […]

Mom’s Soup

My boyfriend asked if I could cook; I said I’d fix a meal. I had Mom’s recipe for soup So it was no big deal. I followed Mama’s recipe And made my friend some soup. It was the recipe she’d used To feed my Girl Scout troupe. As I had no fresh tomatoes, I used […]