Category: General Humor

The road was barely passable Where he finally found their shack. Writing tales about backwoodsmen Often took him to heck and back! They were certainly backwoodsmen, An old junk car seat for a chair, He asked for a cup of water And maybe stories they would share. They insisted he share vittles, A soup bowl […]

You can go to bed early But always get up late, Or you might make a meal For some early bird’s plate. If you’re asked out fishing Be wary of the date, Until you ask the guys What they’re gonna use for bait.

Statistics show that short folks Hardly ever bump their heads And short people fit nicely On the shortest hotel beds. They can swim in kiddy pools And clothes are somewhat cheaper. Their caskets are a bargain When they go to meet the reaper. If they get caught in the rain, They’re the last ones to […]

Kate loved to eat Kate loved to skate And that is how Kate met her fate. Because old Kate, None the lighter, Turned a circle Tight then tighter. The weather warm The ice was thin. Her skates cut through And Kate fell in!

I woke up early, I had to hurry To do all the things That caused me worry. I scrubbed all the floors, I changed all the sheets. Dusted the knickknacks And set out some treats. All the dust bunnies I had neglected And crooked hangings Have been corrected. I washed the dishes And put them […]